I'm feeling super lazy today. It's the same as normal lazy except I'm wearing a cape. @NikiWithIssues
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So what happens if I neglect to "safely" remove the USB from the OH DEAR GOD THE BLOOD. @JordyHamrick
Might just quit life and get one of those couches with a built-in fridge. Â @lunchyprices
With special Happy Bday wishes from all of us at Team Twaggies! May you have another 25 wonderful years :-)
"Your days are numbered!" - inventor of the calendar, joyously announcing his accomplishment @coreyhinds
Some of us, are just trying to get through the day without falling apart... @TeenDreaming
Straight women wanna seduce gay men.
Gay men wanna seduce straight guys.
Straight guys wanna seduce lesbians.
Lesbians wanna be left alone. @NickadooLA
~Original illustration by: Steven Ray Brown~
If I were a Care Bear I'd be I Don't Care Bear. @PyrBliss
"OH SHIT! THIS CRAZY GUY IS TWIRLING A SIGN! LET'S GO THERE!!" - no one intelligent ever @PortlandiaGirl
~Illustrated by: @rachelhastings~
I attached tin cans to the ends of this tug-of-war rope because why start a war when we can have a DIALOGUE! @rolldiggityMy bush is bigger than the shorts thirteen-year-old girls wear these days. @lunchyprices
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