How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the soup before it was cool. #wockawocka @NickFlora
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Hey, boys! Sex tip:
1. Buy an iPod Classic. 2. Practice scrolling down to ZZ Top. @Schmoodles ~Illustrated by Joy and Noelle of Twins Are Weird~
If you draw a bunch of X’s on the ground, every once in a while a lazy pirate will bury his gold under one of them. @GuyEndoreKaiser~Illustrated by: @LisaAnnWilson~
Toaster settings: No.1: "I do nothing." No.2: "I do nothing." No.3: "I do nothing." No.4: "I SET BREAD ON FIRE!"Â @Schmoodles
"Let's sleep in when we can't sleep in, and not sleep in when we can sleep in" - children @yoyoha
what was that, dudes, you can pee standing up? sorry i couldn't hear you over the sound of my 6th orgasm @jdelwoo
"Let's tape a spider to a lobster and scare the shit out of everyone forever." -God making scorpions  @trevso_electric
I had an hour to kill so I watched the last two minutes of a basketball game today @ryaninco
The world won't change until there's a tampon commercial where the girls are all curled up on couches and angrily drinking wine. @kellyoxford
Daily Show in five minutes! Stop whatever you're doing! Unless you're a fireman. Or a surgeon. Or Mick Jagger... Actually, Mick? Stop it. @TheDailyShow
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