Napping is my superpower. @joe_hill
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Got tired of wife stealing the comforter. Finally hit on solution. Yep, NAILED IT! #behereallweek @resila
The nice thing about being empty inside is having lots of room for alcohol. @spartacuffs
 ~Illustrated by Joy and Noelle of Twins Are Weird~Magic skill: I can make even the cutest pair of shorts look like an adult diaper
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) May 17, 2012
It's Saturday night & beautiful out you should be out making mistakes instead of listening to npr @MR_ever_e
I bet in hell you have to sleep in a hot bedroom with a pillow that never has a cool side. @mdvaldosta
Growing up is when you go from using drugs for fun to using drugs for survival. @donni
Embracing these cramps because I think it means I'm not carrying the spawn of Satan @Undateable_Girl
Love is letting a guy do for you what you could do for yourself in half the time & only one finger. - @IamEnidColeslaw
~Original illustration by National Post cartoonist Gary Clement~
Kim Kardashian earned $17,900,000 from her wedding and divorced 72 days later (but gays ruin the sanctity of marriage). @tyleroakley
Just dropped my toothbrush in the toilet, which narrowly beats dropping a plunger in my mouth. - @donni
here's a complete list of all the things in life i've got figured out:
- Â @sbellelauren
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