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no. 807 - @DirtyMelodies


http://twitter.com/twaggies/status/213637520469139456

no. 806 - @yoyoha


http://twitter.com/twaggies/status/213449915634950144

no. 805 - @Arrogant_Twat



http://twitter.com/twaggies/status/213316326922522626

no. 804 - @StevenUndefined

I'm pretty much talentless. I can't sing, I can't act, I can't dance, I can't do magic tricks. Hell, I can barely cook Ramen noodles. @StevenUndefined

no. 803 - @resila

The Backyardigans are singing about happy endings. What kind of message is this sending our children? - @resila

no. 802 - @mscharleesheen

Do butterflies ever get tattoos of 18 year old college girls? @mscharleesheen

Twaggies on Mashable.com

Big day for us! We'll now be publishing original Twaggies over on Mashable.com. Check out the first one, still wet behind the ears today.

no. 801 - @resila

How to screw up a perfectly good recipe:1) Follow recipe 2) Invite my mom to come over with her special bag of deflavorizer 3) Voila! - @resila

no. 800 - @alexscordelis

~Original Illustration by: @yoyoha~
With each passing day, I grow more and more disappointed that life isn't anything like "Saved by the Bell: The College Years." @alexscordelis

no. 799 - @StuffZacLearned

I hate when you finally meet your Twitter crush and you find out that it was just some dumb cat walking around on a keyboard at a Starbucks. @StuffZacLearned

no. 798 - @GaryJanetti

"This is SO annoying." - gay passenger on Titanic - @GaryJanetti

no. 797 - @qikipedia

If you have a pizza with radius z and thickness a, it's volume is pizza (or pi*z*z*a) @qikipedia

no. 796 - @OhNoSheTwitnt

My favorite thing about babies is that none of them are mine. @OhNoSheTwitnt

no. 795 - @simplebits

Flu: 1, Flu Shot: 0. - ‏@simplebits

no. 794 - @AdrianasWords

People who reply 'K' to a message are just too lazy to write potassium.  @AdrianasWords

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