~Illustrated by: Dimitri Marshal~

God seems to spend entirely way too much time helping people win awards. bit.ly/Lhzxp5 @GaryJanetti

— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 28, 2012

~Original illustration by: @Pants~

If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, I’d probably pick alive. bit.ly/LCgdY5 @senorwinces

— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 27, 2012

John Wilkes Booth: Vampire Hunter Hunter twaggies.com/2012/06/vampir… @PaulyPeligroso

— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 27, 2012

  ~Illustrated by Joy and Noelle of Twins Are Weird~

Someone with the Twitter name “Call_Me_Back” started following me on Twitter today. Nice try, Mom. bit.ly/NwG1Qg@MistookMistake

— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 26, 2012

~Original illustration by: @Pants~

I envy how comfortable Waldo always seems in large crowds.bit.ly/OdeVCx @morgan_murphy

— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 25, 2012

“It’s not poo, it’s pee.” – toilet breakup bit.ly/NoFeB4 @thepatrickwalsh

— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 24, 2012

Reading all these tweets is hard work. Think I’ll just skip to the end and see how it ends. twaggies.com/2012/06/funny-… @SpeelyFreaking

— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 24, 2012

~Original illustration by: @Pants~

I’ve got a case of the Mondays. I buy them in bulk at Sam’s Club. bit.ly/MIrbsr @StephenAtHome

— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 22, 2012

If I had a super power, it would be that hotel check-out times wouldn’t apply to me. bit.ly/MzzdQA @meganganz

— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 21, 2012

Happy 3rd Birthday, Texaco hotdog on the far left of the roller! bit.ly/MpP5ak @Cameron_Slade

— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 19, 2012

~Original illustration by: @Pants~