My back has been killing me lately. I need someone to punch it really hard… Batman style. bit.ly/OywJFf
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 31, 2012@brandonreese
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I bet cats are pissed they can’t sit on televisions anymore.
— Aspersioncast (@Aspersioncast) June 21, 2012
~Original Illustration: David Collier~
You know you’ve been married too long when... bit.ly/PXBv1Z@Aspersioncast
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 29, 2012
Accidentally bought tickets to Comma-con twaggies.com/2012/07/no-849… @ChaseMit
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 28, 2012
I wish I had Wile E. Coyote’s line of credit. bit.ly/LSU2fl @TheJamieTighe
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 27, 2012
~Original illustration: Ricardo Costa~
. @verizon i sent a woman i work w a text at 3:22 AM & i need u 2... bit.ly/O1mJ6S @robdelaney
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 26, 2012
1. Vodka is made from potatoes. 2. Potatoes are vegetables. 3. Vegetables are good for you... bit.ly/MZViIQ @capricecrane
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 24, 2012
Tripped and hit my head on a snare drum and now I think I have a percussion. bit.ly/M6k0NT @RowdyBowden
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 23, 2012
The woman who gave birth to Nostradamus was actually a paid surrogate. She only did it to make a prophet. bit.ly/NKuQER @theNuzzy
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 22, 2012
I wonder if AM realizes how bad it sucks compared to PM and FM? bit.ly/MuYaQp @SteelFontana
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 20, 2012
~Original illustration by: @Pants~
My day has been so awful I keep looking around to see if Nicolas Cage is in it. bit.ly/LXG7Gf @badbanana
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 18, 2012
Sometimes, it’s just about surrendering. bit.ly/Q26AT8 @Chivalrysstand
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 17, 2012
My son is screaming in his room but there’s no way I’m going in there if his monster reports are true bit.ly/LSG0f8 @cornlog
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 15, 2012
Don't want to brag or make anyone jealous, but I can still fit into the earings I wore in High School. bit.ly/NDilgw @Soo_Scandalouss
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 14, 2012
“Just because you can’t dance, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance†– Alcohol twaggies.com/2012/07/drunk-… @yoyoha
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 13, 2012
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