~Original illustration by:Â @Pants~
A Russian hacker knows my LinkedIn password. That makes one of us.
— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) June 6, 2012
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~Original Illustration by: Lauren Feehery~
A sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA info. One ejaculation transfers 15,875 GB of data, equivalent to that held on 7,500 laptops.
— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) July 14, 2012
Just cause I'm wearing a Spiderman T-shirt doesn't mean you can hit on me. NO, I WON'T COME SEE YOUR COMIC BOOK COLLECTION! Ok, maybe I will
— ɱissy © (@XoMiSsYoX) August 8, 2012
Marriage is 60% compromise, 50% joy, 50%tears, and 100% insanity. If this math doesn't make sense to you, then neither will marriage.
— Moiste Porque (@MoistPork) August 7, 2012
~Original illustration by: @Pants~
It was over. I'd felt powerful, sexy and loved. Now, an empty plate sat where the chocolate cake had been. The loneliness crept back in.
— Very Short Story (@VeryShortStory) June 27, 2012
Keep it down kids, daddy is trying to think of something stupid to say on the internet. bit.ly/NjFaVp
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) August 9, 2012@ryan9billion
~Original Illustration: David Collier~
For every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction. bit.ly/MsGAKO
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) August 8, 2012@badbanana
We worked with a cool company called OnSwipe to create a nice, new experience on the iPhone and iPad. Check out the screen shots, then head over to www.twaggies.com on your mobile and see it live. There's a nice option to add a icon/app to your homepage for quick access to the latest twags.
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If you think about it…school really only needs to teach people how to use Google. bit.ly/MrllJe
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) August 7, 2012@imadepoopstoday
~Original illustration by: @Pants~
People! Stop injecting shit in your lips. It doesn’t make you look full-lipped. It makes you look ... bit.ly/MrbObh
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) August 6, 2012@alyssa_milano
I want to be in a situation that allows me to slide across the hood of my car andwhisper menacingly... bit.ly/QWZkad
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) August 5, 2012@twinanator
Gentle reminder: everyone with large moles, do a hair check. I guarantee you’ve got... bit.ly/Qy4o7v
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) August 2, 2012@kristenschaaled
~Original Illustration: David Collier~
My wife keeps 72 half-empty bottles of stuff in the shower. And if I even look at them.... bit.ly/PtydPC
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) August 1, 2012@1bigmick
How do you throw away a trash can? bit.ly/OAieEp
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 31, 2012@laurenzcollins
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