Team Twaggies's Blog Posts

no. 299 - @EmpPalp

  The best part of moving into a new house is finding all the fun new places to masturbate. @EmpPalp

~Illustration by: Carnilius R~


no. 298 - @TeenDreaming

I'm not a NERD. I just don't want to work at MCDONALDS when I'm older. - @TeenDreaming


no. 297 - @meganamram

NO ONE GIVE AWAY THE ENDING OF THE ALPHABET I'M ONLY UP TO "G" - @meganamram

~Illustration by: Sam Spratt~


no. 296 - @HerMaeness

Ate corn on the cob in public today and now I'm never gonna get married. @HerMaeness  

~Illustration by: Maybelline Chow~


no. 295 - @TheChrisAngel

I think the worst part about leaving your heart in San Francisco would be the fact that now you're dead. - @TheChrisAngel  

no. 293 - @anniecolbert

When the tech bubble bursts, take cover from flying plaid and hoodies. - @anniecolbert

~Illustration by: Kaz Foxsen~


no. 294 - @MoRocca

  Hipsters are Geek Chic. True nerds are Geek Orthodox - @MoRocca  

~Illustration by: Pete Hillstrom~

   

no. 292 - @peterbyrnes

I wear my headphones at my desk even if I'm not listening to anything, just so I can feel the slight pressure on my head and feel loved. - @peterbyrnes

no. 291 - @danhhoang

I like your thighs in the fatty position. - @danhhoang

~Today's illustrator: Rebeccah Mary Hartz~


no. 290 - @TheDweck

Cee Lo Green is my favorite Crayola color. - @TheDweck  

~Illustration by: Sam Spratt~


no. 289 - @senorwinces

My life coach advised me to run out the clock. @senorwinces  

~Illustration by: Kaz Foxsen~


no. 288 - @JohnRossBowie

  For someone who knows a lot about science, Sid the Science Kid is doing NOTHING about his jaundice. - @JohnRossBowie  

~Illustration by: Lily Churgin~


no. 287 - @DanaJGould

Here's one for pet lovers everywhere! Curtsey of a tweet from @DanaJGould, this great illustration has been put together by Sam Spratt. Check out this cat-loving Basset Hound, complete with a pair of glasses! It just goes to show that almost any tweet can make for a great twaggie! Browse our selection of artwork whilst ordering your online shopping, playing games at sites like partypoker SK, or even sending a few tweets! Don't forget to let us know of you spot anything which might make for a great twaggie. My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats. - @DanaJGould

~Illustration by: Sam Spratt~


no. 286 - @bonniegrrl

  I'm tempted to write a musical all about Shopsin's! - @bonniegrrl  

no. 285 - @Malecopywriter

I would imagine Cookie Monster is terrible at cunnilingus. - @Malecopywriter  

~Illustration by: Sam Spratt~


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