~Illustrated by:Â Greg Smith~
outside is much more scary when you think of bushes as tree midgets -Â @sbellelauren
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My parents just got their first computer. Nigeria, go easy on my inheritance. -Â @depreciated
"Alright, everybody better listen the FUCK up! I'm going over here now." ~ Crows @SeanBlazeV2
Match.com should really be a website for finding the other sock. -Â @charliepantzz
~Illustration by:Â Jeff Naslund~
Every, time, someone, overuses, commas, I just, say it, in my, William Shatner, voice. - @TheRealLadyLuck ~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee~
It’s 2011 and still there’s no ice cream flavor called “twitter� Come on! - @ramisalame
~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~
My mom gets to Google by searching for it with Yahoo! -Â @Halloween_Bag
 ~Illustration by: Nicholas Spence~
I wish it were completely acceptable to high-five someone's face. -Â @TheRealLadyLuck
 ~Illustration by: Kaz Foxsen~
You know you spend too much time online when you struggle to use a pen to write. -Â @LittleHarmonica
The worst thing about getting hit in the face with Pi is it never ends. @tweetcomedian
You know the handle you jiggle when the toilet won't shut up? Some of my friends need one of those on their forehead. -Â Â @johnkoralewski
~Illustration by: Nicholas Spence~
My action figure would come with action sold separately. @therealgnu
 ~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee~
"Hey, that shit looks fun. Don't do that." - religion -Â @CuddlyNinja
~Illustration by:Â Jeff Naslund~
My son just shampooed the carpet, minus the ‘sham’.  @ZiggyWigged
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