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I may have a lot of emotional baggage but trust me, I've packed it well. -Â @JeniScagnetti
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I have a feeling my posture will get significantly worse as I get older. Call it a hunch. @MrBigFists~Illustration by: Jamie “The Boogieman†Bougher~
My business is awkward smiles and poorly executed high-fives, and business is good. -Â @NiknotMick
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I refuse to get down from my high horse, because I'm high too and we're going on an adventure. - @Spotswoj
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Once you get 10,000 followers, you've really made it... to a group of people who wished they had 20,000 - @_theguy_
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Pop up ads are the Jehovahs witness of the internet. -Â @RitleySammich
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When people say they love lobster or crab, I assume they love to suck melted butter off of anything.- @emcognito
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake, please erase my hard drive with magnets. - @senorwinces
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Learned today that falling coconuts kill more people than shark attacks. And why don't we have coconut week again? - @9to5Life
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I. shhhh shut up. You shut up. - @ImaFlyontheWall
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I never lose my temper. It's always right here with me, waiting to be unleashed. Â -Â @NickyDico
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At least one of Steve Buscemi's parents had to have been a pigeon. - @michael_hester
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