~Illustration by:Â Sam Dakota~
"What have I done?!! Everybody run!!" -Creator of the boomerang -Â @Garrett_MoriatiTeam Twaggies's Blog Posts
~Illustrated by:Â Lonnie MF Allen~
It's 2 a.m., do you know where your tweets are? - @rosa~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
A REAL smart phone would autoerase your ex's phone number. - @wwwesty~Illustrated by: Lonnie MF Allen~
if i was a mafia boss i would insist that everyone in my mob communicate through charades. even on the phone. @zefrank
~Illustrated by: Jon Scott~
There's country music playing in this Hot Topic. This could be the first sign of the apocalypse. - @hankgreen
When a man can't open a jar, he has to throw it away and never speak of it again. -Â @yoyoha
~Illustration by:Â Jeff Naslund~
Not feeling great about how much scrolling down I have to do to get to my birth year. - @lunchyprices~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
No one will take your suicide note seriously if it's self-published. -Â @shariv67
 ~Illustration by: Kaz Foxsen~
Can we all agree to just start spelling it 'Wensday'? I'm coming for you next, raspberries. @JRStacconi
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle and see "MAY CAUSE AWESOME CHOREOGRAPHY!" -@YUCKYBOT
I've often thought that life would be a lot easier if only I had a Wookie. -Â @BambamVictoria
~Illustration by:Â Jeff Naslund~
Pour motor oil over a stack of CDs. Ta-da! Robot pancakes. @OuterJohn
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