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If someone says "Don't even talk to me before I get my coffee" I won't want to talk to them after they have their coffee - @kellyoxfordTeam Twaggies's Blog Posts
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I want to make a font joke, but I'm just not bold enough. - @iNusku ~Illustration by: Pete Hillstrom~
She blinded me with science. Fine, it was mace, but she sprayed it very scientifically. -Â @IGotsSmarts
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Instead of a eulogy, I'd like for my pastor to solemnly read my Google search history aloud. -Â @smilum77
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Thanks to Costco, my children and my children's children will never have to worry where their next can of shaving cream will come from. -Â @plasticdeer
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I'm 0 for my lifetime when it comes to finding the silverware drawer in someone elses kitchen on the first try. @SavageEmperor ~Illustration by: Carnilius R~
I'm always amazed when I see an owl without a lollipop. -Â @Coastiefish~Illustration by:Â Jeff Naslund~
I don't even need a safe word. When the sex is getting to be too intense for me I just hang up the phone. -Â @BrentWeav
The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog. -Â @funnyoneliners
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Wait, this isn't my bad. Whose bad is this? Where is my bad? WHOSE BAD IS THIS? NOBODY MOVE I LOST MY BAD. Oh wait. This is mine. My bad. -Â @luckyshirt
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