 ~Illustration by: Pete Hillstrom~
Guys, I think something is wrong with me. Everything I eat turns to shit. -Â @Krittyshitty
Team Twaggies's Blog Posts
Has anyone checked in on Japan lately? Or are we done with all of that? -Â @DepecheALAmode
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
It's gonna be fun when we're all senile in the nursing home, spouting out random tweets from decades earlier. Â @dancetodrums
"Still hung. Over." -- well endowed truck driver. - @wheatnik
~Illustrated by: Jordan Race~
I think a man who knows how to use a semi-colon is sexy. My Ex was never able to deal w/a period much less one that sits on top of a comma. -Â @HerPinkRibbons
Practicing spelling with my 5 yr old niece & she spelled 'we' as 'wii'. @24_forever
 ~Illustration by: Pete Hillstrom~
My mother sees the glass as half empty. And it better damn well be on a coaster. -Â @DDDBUIt's 2:41am. I guess the D in Claritin-D stands for DON'T EVEN TRY SLEEPING BECAUSE I WILL WIRE YOU. - @WendiAarons
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
Twitter is the internet's raised eyebrow. @LaurenRP~Illustrated by: Chelsea Zareczny~
I'm always amused when I meet someone for the 1st time & have a conversation only to realize that we follow each other on Twitter. -Â @thevowel
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
I know there are about 5 people who read about 1 of every 10 tweets I write. So to the 1/2 person taking the time to read this; I thank you. @EddieCoins ~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~
waiting for my dad to tell a story is like waiting for a document to open in adobe acrobat. -Â Â @LisaGoodwin1
Apple expectations are so high that if I can't talk to God on the next phone I'll be deflated. @benkunz
Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we’d give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They’d reveal their majestic ways. - @silent_musings
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
The women I date put the hot in psychotic. - @ProSexTips
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