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Team Twaggies's Blog Posts
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
My sex life is like unicorns, horny but nonexistent. - @Josh_in_therapy ~Illustrated by: Greg Smith~
"occupy my ladyparts" was not the successful pickup line i expected it to be this weekend -Â @sbellelauren~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
Going to #BWELA today. I have a backpack full of Purell and a Costco-sized bag of surgical gloves. Can't wait to meet everyone! @myhypochondria
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
Nothing I can do will make these birds stop being angry. @yaelbtTo me, two people arguing in a foreign language, are arguing about who can talk faster in a foreign language. - @BigDaddyDouche
~Illustration by:Â Pete Hillstrom~
Drowning is probably the most embarrassing way for a fish to die. -Â @Josh_in_therapy
If three sheets to wind is being drunk, last night I was a Linens 'n Things in a hurricane. -Â @Marty3point0
~Illustration by:Â Carnilius R~
A twelve-pack of beer is equivalent to a bouquet of roses in a bromance. - @MauriceBlitz
~Illustration by:Â Carnilius R~
I held a grudge once. So cute and fluffy but the fucker bit me. -Â @TheVoicelessOne
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
Taking patience pills. Trying to gain wait. @Drudysseus
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
"We want rights! We want rights!" - Chinese protesters sick of living in the dark. @HotEats~Illustrated by: Chris DeFillippi~
How did people travel before they could tweet about getting on a plane? - @PaulyPeligroso
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