"Hey, man, it's 16:20." - Military stoners @MichaelTwigg
Team Twaggies's Blog Posts
~Tin Man illustrated by Chris Sinderson~
Can someone please f*cking remind me why the Tinman wanted a heart? @CrazedinNYC
I love NPR but Jesus Christ they're doing 20 minutes on cheese maintenance right now. @JohnRossBowie
"What the f*ck?! You look nothing like your painting!"
- Angry woman on a blind date in the 1700's -Â Â @MisterBombay
~Illustration by: @inkyelbows~
“WAIT! LOOK OUT! RUN! WAIT! RUN BACK! NO, RUN THE OTHER WAY! NO, RUN THE OTHER WAY! LOOK OUT! RUN! WAIT! THE F*CK!†~ Squirrels @Hormonella~Illustration by: John Meaney~
All my atheist friends can burn in nowhere. @Glynner85
They should #OccupyGringotts where 1% of the goblins have 99% of the gold!! @grantimahara
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
Has anybody else sent a near naked pic to their mom by accident with the text: How ya like me now? Nobody? Really? Me neither @icarmagic~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
The people who tell you that you can be anything you want in life need to speak to my fifth rejection letter from the Harlem Globetrotters. @SadMustache
Oh no! There's a car alarm going off outside! Quick, what do I do? What do I DO?? @kelkulus
~Illustrated by: Loc Lam~
If I had to guess where everything went wrong, I’d have to say it was the day I learned “elemenopee†wasn’t one awesome letter. @CapriceCrane
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