ArlFallOffBoy reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight

It's just a flesh wound!

It could have been worse : remember Boban Jankovi?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boban_Jankovi%C4%87

(could not find the video, but it was, well, striking)

theft????
"well, constable, I'm just coming back from Stonehenge and I'd like to report indeed a 50 tons stone theft."

Wal-Mart is getting soft. Now, I've seen everything.

Hey! You could get vampire teeth!

So 80's

Is he saying "The horror... the horror..."?

Just a technical question: since there is no wood, what were they burning in the stove?

Since the big tub was full, I tried the kids' one

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French translation gives a horse. In fact the original text mentions something like "animal with solidly built small of the back" without giving an actual name of an animal. The feel of speed can be understood as well. Translators thought it could be a horse, or a greyhound. Since dogs are not spoken in good terms, except sheperd dogs, I guess the French translators chose a horse.

And they're right : horses are faster...
...or are they?
http://www.williamhillgreyhoundderby.com/pixpage.htm

OMG, I need a life ;)
Thanks again for the good times.

He's still looking for volonteers to test the Mount Washington mountain road ;)

Whatever, just don't touch my PS3!