I saw this on CuteOverload.com originally...it caused a massive commentroversy between those (mostly parents) who went "awwww!" and those (mostly non-parents) who went "EEEEK! That kid's gonna get GERMS!"...

As a parent, I went "awwww!" of course. Kids encounter nastier things in the course of the average day. A pig would actually be an improvement! *LOL*

--TwoDragons

Years later Peter the Swan was found at a back-alley birdseed shop of ill repute, drinking himself to death on cheap millet liquor--for it seemed that the love of his life chose to paddle off with a heavily-patched rubber dinghy from the wrong side of the docks. She's now anchored at a half-submerged pier with seven screaming, undisciplined innertubes to feed and contemplating scuttling herself...

--TwoDragons

This is proof positive that you don't have to be a GOOD artist, you just have to find the right kind of oatmeal-brained sucker.

--TwoDragons

I would so NOT want to be a janitor at that facility...

--TwoDragons

Kinda looks like my first husband...and has about as much ambition as him, too.

--TwoDragons

Amen, Ted!

--TwoDragons

If I stare at it long enough, will a 3D image of the words "We Apologize For The Inconvenience" pop out...?

--TwoDragons

Giving new meaning to the term "hot off the presses"... *LOL*

--TwoDragons

Yeah, Mark, make them leave the workplace and fill up the already-overcrowded retirement homes instead. Their dignity and emotional health is secondary to some inexperienced young punk needing a job. /sarcastic

--TwoDragons

Looks more like a giant Aerobie to me...

--TwoDragons

.......................ew.

I mean, just imagine the *smell*! *blegh*

--TwoDragons

I could find a LOT of uses for this...*evil grin*

--TwoDragons

Apparently Bashful was harboring a silent grudge...

--TwoDragons

Soon to be featured in the Li'l Junior Executioner Play Set, along with lifelike Recidivist Ken--now with Realistic Twitching Action!

--TwoDragons

Now THAT is some intense reading! ;-)

--TwoDragons