I'll take that well done please.

Just tape a slice of buttered toast to the cats back, butter side up. :)

Lol I love the Yogscast! Their Minecraft videos are the bessssssssst.

Ugh -.-

Derp, people do these all the time. Eagles, owls, falcons. It's awesome.

I wanted to do it last year when merlins nested in my neighbor's yard, but couldn't. I hope they come back and I can do it this year.

Uhhh I've gotten an MRI with a tattoo. Why wouldn't you be able to?

I know, but it makes me laugh. lol

It knows ONE word. You have to get that one correct, then the second word it doesn't know. It wants you to tell it what that word is. But it won't know if it isn't correct, which is why you can put whatever you want in.

You can usually tell which word is the one you're supposed to be identifying. That's why I always put dirty words in for that one :)

Oh christ, just use nail polish remover on a q-tip.

Minecraft's joke was pretty funny, Locked chests would show up in worlds and direct you to a store like TF2's where you could buy keys for the chest, and things like Creeper Saddles, lol

It's ThinkGeek, if you know ANYTHING about them, and how they do April Fools' it shouldn't be hard to figure it out.

That said I have a feeling that the Desktop Nether Portal will go the path of the Tauntaun sleeping bag and become a real product.

and, as usual I forget to put in a shirt, I'd love the I <3 Ornithology, M, Black

A supply-your-own-cuckoo cuckoo clock. You just wait for one to come and nest there and voila.

If you can make an account for your unborn fetus, I think a fake girlfriend is a little less creepy.

Frankly I don't think facebook cares, unless said fake account is spamming.

Also I can't wait for the first guy to get figured out with this then sue the company.