I'm going to mess with my child and teach it the wrong names to colors just to mess with it's teachers later in life, hopefully, scarring my child in the process.
His back feet are on the ground, when a moose jumps it is similar to a horse; when the moose is almost halfway through a jump they tuck their legs in. If it was jumping the car its legs would have been tucked by then.
trust me, people can tell when people dont take showers with soap or shampoo. Remember that greasy kid in class? Yea, he didn't think he has bad hair either.
Tv, channel, remove control, control, foot control, foot loose, KEVIN BACON!