Ugh, Ryan S is just as pretentious and insufferable as the dude in the article.

This guy sounds very self-absorbed and narcissistic. Reminds me of someone The Onion might do a story on: "Area Man Never Gets Tired of Talking About How He Only Owns 15 Things"

Brave, or just stupid?

How is that illegal? Is it illegal to eat on the train?

Damn, Kalel beat me to the joke. Oh well, here's another: I heard Uranus tastes like a penny.

I would have thought the idea of sweet-flavored vodka would be gross, until I tried Van Gogh Dutch Caramel Vodka. Mix it with ginger ale and it's the best thing ever. I will gladly try Devil's Food Vodka, and I think my girlfriend would love the Frosting flavor.

Uh, "Divine".

Let's just call it a miracle. Clearly proof of The Devine.

I think the first panel works on its own.

This sounds like the kind of nonsense I would expect from PETA. These kinds of organizations need to understand that when they take their causes to ridiculous extremes, they only hurt the cause by making it harder for people to take them seriously.

Could you use a second lens to invert the image, making it right-side up?

Even without the shutters, it's a cool design.

I don't think it's that dangerous. But isn't it going to be ruined by traffic, weather, etc.? Seems like a waste of time to me. But then, I'm not an artist, and I'm sure some of my hobbies would be deemed a waste of time by other people.

Sorry, Mr. Gabriel, but the proprietors of the park have decided that your Big Dipper may no longer go up, down, or around any bends. It is only permitted to convey passengers in a straight line along a level plain and is not to exceed 5 kph.

I thought this kind of idiocy/Idiocracy only existed in America.