PsychoDad, I think you're the one who FAILED here. The picture above may be "ancient" (in Internet terms), but if you bothered to actually read the article, you'd see it's about a report that was just published this month.
What a terrible list. There is no "Alien trilogy" (there were four movies); Godfather III was so awful it bring down the value of the trilogy; just like with Alien(s), you can't conveniently ignore the 4th Indiana Jones movie and call it a trilogy; everyone agrees that the 2nd and 3rd Matrix movies were crap.
What we have here is NOT a rare and "hithro" unknown animal, but something rather common: a mangy coyote. And Texans aren't dumb; they're just ignorant. ;)
I guess I'm something of a hot dog purist, because that just looks wrong. For starters, a hot dog is something you should be able to eat while walking down the street. If you need to put it in a basket and eat it with a knife and fork, then something's wrong. If the "toppings" outweigh the hot dog itself, then something's wrong. The toppings should only be there to enhance the dog itself.
Maybe you should.
Anyway, that's really cool and would make an awesome piece of artwork to hang on a wall.