I tried to like this multiple times. System wouldn't let me. I also never got to #3 on your list as I was laughing so hard there were tears in my eyes. So I did the next best thing - I googled it (because surely this couldn't be real). But it is. And it's all over the interweb:

Traumatizing­
An insult to God­

Shame there are only 4 customer reviews on Amazon. I was prepared to bookmark that page.

I'm really dying here. This is the funniest real post ever. Put that in your yumstation.

Can you get Salsa­ there?

Great idea and I hope it works. The first Walking Dead "movie" picks up in the helicopter. Looks to me like they've thought it all through, now let's see if they can execute.

I was wishing there was some way to use your phone to text somebody but instead of typing stuff you would say it out loud into the phone or something and the other person could hear you and they would just talk out loud back to you. Maybe this is just a first step to get us there. Sounds promising.

Kid's gonna be a head-banger when she grows up.

Impressive. Kind of surprised this isn't done in the States...

Lori Dajose, CalTech Communications Officer: "The original 'rabbit illusion' was a tactile illusion," Dajose says. "You tap someone’s arm very quickly in two locations (let’s say point A and point B) repeatedly. When their eyes are closed, even though the tapping is only happening in two locations, they can feel the tapping 'hop' linearly across multiple locations on their arm between point A and point B. So for the audiovisual illusion, the 'rabbit' has to do with how the flash 'hops' across the screen."

From an article in Popular Mechanics­.

I would really prefer not to talk about Uranus. I hear it smells terrible.

Lot of things being weaponized these days. . .

I had to google Asian Fusion­. I still don't know what it is. Outside of NYC and LA, I don't think anyone does so I accept that.

Is "dabbing pizza grease with a napkin" a food? Do they then suck on the napkin to get some flavor? I lived in Virginia a long time and their pizza was nothing to write home about.

Go Montana! And to a certain extent New Joisey. . . .