a gerbil in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, especially if it's got some bling.

Home invasion=getting shot. Kids are as dangerous as adults, and have less impulse control. They aren't legally accountable, and a lot of parents don't care what they do. It sounds like a really enraging ghetto situation, without a solution. I guess the guy could have gotten rich and moved. Or he could just absorb it forever without letting his charity and humanity be compromised. It's sad on a lot of levels.

that Mercedes is a HOOP-t

people should also cut off their lips, it might prevent gingivitis.

Come on, eat your veggies.
It's, it's,
it's a pinata...MMMM!

Little Tykes tm Zucchini. (No small parts, no choking hazzard, no sharp edges)

She grew an...
itsy bitsy teeny weeny green BIG 'cchini!

It's for when you wanna
"rock out with your cock out, dude!"

Next time I fly, Im going to wear some adult diapers...
inside-out!!!

I once had a dream about a guy riding up on one of these. he called it a mow-ped. I didn't understand the pun until later the next day.

It would get better millage if the bus was on top of the Kombi.

I read the rest of the comics and I was right, BASICLY!

She's always joke dissing him, she'll dump him, and he'll cut an E on his arm.

Destroying awesome pianos keeps artisans busy making awesome pianos instead of kitchen cabinets.

It's a Mary Poppin's outer space commuter.