These things are for degenerates...It's some kind of pervy dorm outfit, where you can lull your mark with phoney tot styles and then bam, pull 'em out when they don't expect it.

Crap, I wanted to be the smart one who guessed "saddle rack".

It would be 10 times better if they were real veggie collage/assemblages.

there's all this banksy crap on ebay, that's not very edgy.

Banksy's stuff might be good art, but it's fueling a fire of graffiti retardation here in New Orleans. Graffiti sucks, the Grey Ghost sucks, I'm sick of my city getting marked up and blotted out all the time.
What's so bad about paper?

It's not really in the spirit of skate boarding. Why not just go ski jumping instead?

I think cops are evolving to be cooler in each generation. Camaros used to seem really really cool, for a cop car. It's too bad people decide to be cops in elementary school. Role models, geez!

You could get hit in the head with an exhaust pipe, sue, and end up owning the car. insult to injury.

true homelessness means no safety net, no options.
It's not a weird vacation.

I used to go to a mildewy Unitarian church in a dome. How do you put rain gutters on a dome? How much does it cost to have a dome shingled? Do You nee a math genius roofer? How do shingles shed water on the top of a dome, where it has so little pitch?
Domes are not ecological, because they are incompatible with an urban setting, which has the smaller carbon footprint per person.

It's a wood saw for cutting the soft stuff.

Those facial tattoos are to crappy for getting a government job...If facial tattoos were a requirement.

Hopefully his busy schedule will open way up, so he has the time to sign autographs.

hey bird dog, you're on the wrong trail,
hey bird dog, get away from my...chick.

The lowest, of the low-rent prostitution rings.