That would be an interesting incentive to buy a new car that comes with a ballpeen hammer with a handle colour of your choice. Just that idea there wants me to buy a new car so I can trash it in advance.

Hmm, I haven't heard this side of Nick Cave's music, last I listened to him he had a Goth Blues style.

Always equip yourself with proper software protection during neatorama transfers to avoid unwanted viruses or unexpected program copys.

They should kick the "real" Bieber off facebook, he has enough people and money to run his own website.

Gee, I wonder why he's selling.

Very emo.

They are missing the Isle of Cat.

It looks like Christine O'Donnell was right about scientists creating mice with human brains! Quick, somebody save our internets!

Their spray glands can be removed.

And thus a tourist trap is born.

Are they all made of ticky tacky?

This has been done in Toronto too.

I've read that while HFCS does cause more weight gain, it's sweeter, so if a product did have cane sugar in it, they would have to put more in to compensate for the difference, there wouldn't be any health benefit for making the change. As for a good fatty breakfast, those work great if you have a hangover too.

This is what you hand you kid when they ask to take your Lamborghini out for a spin.