Make them look like Optimus Prime, and it will sell!

http://www.instructables.com/id/Building-Optimus-Prime/

Damn cheater turned on noclip.

John Cleese would be a great in car navigator.

Yeah, a .22 pistol shot would only anger a cow further... which it did. When hamburger fights back.

I wonder how many people so far have tried to take it from him to grind down into an aphrodisiac.

Well, to be honest, we don't know much about him other then his tallent from a very short video. I'm glad he's getting a chance to fix up is life and if it's proven that he has wronged in the past, the internet will be watching him to see if he makes an effort to make things right with this second chance.

I've watched this multiple times already, I hope things work out for him.

Rule #2

See Rule #1

Still funny, even though it's fake.

Well computers sure didn't get faster by geting bigger.

Looking at the colour scheme the area has been bought by Pepsi. Also not sure what the security is like in the area, but you don't just leave a Zoltar machine laying around. Especially when there a lane for cars right beside where it sits.

http://www.zoltarmachine.com/sizes

This was great.

I'm not impressed until they are studded with diamonds and white truffle flavoured.

@Courageous Grace

If getting pregnant was as difficult as loosing a significant amount of weight, the human species would be extinct by now.

BTW, congratulations.

At first I thought I was a good kisser, but maybe it's just that I have a good immune system.