I've never heard of Askmen till now.

But doctor, I thought you asked for a tool sample!

Should there be a freak accident and capitalist society fails... we're pretty fuct.

Looks more like The Punisher's logo.

I wonder how much money he had left over.

Yoda's X-Wing.

Finaly, a use for old crappy phones.

I can't tell if these people are real or just sock-puppets. Everybody knows that it was created by dark lord Xenu. TEH POWER OF XENU COMPELLS YOU! You see, it was once called the Xenu's Fly try, but over time was lost in translation.

I have less of a problem with him distributing guns to idiots, then I do have of him selling trucks to idiots. More problems can happen on the road.

I'd imagine marketing folk eventually buy into their own BS that they press onto the public. I find that if you get too established into marketing you either loath humanity and make the sheep on strings dance, or delude yourself into actually thinking your benefiting the human race with what you do.

I wonder if Guillermo del Toro was behind the making for this as a promotion for Pan's Labrynth.

@ i do believe in fairies...

Can you start believing in proper punctuation too?

QI. BEST SHOW EVAR!

NEEDS MORE PUDDING POPS!

I would say "Sigh", because I have been tainted by bad sci-fi material.

I could see some function with use of a Knork, and the Spife might be useful in a hunter/gatherer society when the bombs go off and we are forced to live off SPAM and eventually run out. But the Splayd, this is cutlery technology human kind was not meant to harness, and will mean the extinction of our species if we are not careful.