I'm gonna hazard a guess here and say that the back problems are from sitting reclined in uncomfortable seats or vehicles during 12-hour shifts. Who marches anymore, outside of PT or training, in our current theaters?

For use with in classified facilities and with classified materials.

Gee, another evil Internet strawman to forward to unwanted recipients.

How can a company like this go broke in the height of an obesity epidemic?

Tolkien told stories for the sake of telling stories--the ancient tradition of venerating those who make sacrifices on behalf of others. He hated anything preachy or political, especially allegory. He probably cost himself the prize by admitting as much.

As for the squared edges, I suspect he ran himself through a laser printer.

Another paraphrase: "Those races should not be allowed to sell those things."

Bears hate rain, obviously, and flee to shelter when they see umbrellas.

Phew, she just dodged herself a real manbaby.

Salmonellicious!

What's funny is that at least some of the detractors are organic, nature loving, "let the human body function as designed" hypocrites who eschew table sugar once a month but eat birth control for years. Have some faith in humanity. Complain about people who have a single unwanted kid that your taxes will feed.

Meet your maker in a Martin Baker--

Brother, can you spare a vacation home?

This is why the middle east hates us.

Yes, it's a sin and a waste, but in the 2nd poorest nation on the planet, where human remains lie on highways as road kill, poaching is the absolute least of their problems.