So I should get a fake military ID so I won't be robbed?

I'm wondering why it took this long. I would have thought breast tissue would be the first experiment.

My lady would LOVE some banana juice. ;p

How long before the first P.Diddy video to shows up on a prom dress? :p

Chimera rule is in effect.:p

Hello? Hang in There Kitty? Yeah we're not going to need you this week. :P

AboriginalII : Electric Didgeridoo?

I agree Wes. Where were these girls at my community college. Wait. I think one was my Speech professor.

I'm glad that didn't try a crescent wrench. :p

A noble and lasting tribute to fallen heroes.

How many pancake hungry dogs can cause this much damage?:p

Unkown to most of you fairy dust is made from fairies. For the proper amount weigh the fairy and place it in the grinder.Fairies are brittle so it only takes a few turns. 3/4 fairy dust, 1/4 vermouth, lemon zest = 3 wishes.

What about the guy nice enough to support a woman and her kids and still gets the old stinkeye for doing something for hisself. quoi que :p

OMG. Of all the controversial topics on Neatorama this week, Humpty Dumpty gets the most comment. This is depressing. I've seen ten different versions of ten different rhymes. There's nothing wrong with a rewrite to make it sound nicer or one to make it darker. Just enjoy. :p

Yes, goes well with my elephant foot umbrella stand and scrimshaw pipe.:p