Hey moron, you walked into a human sized hole in the ground because you were too stupid to watch where you were going. That is nobody's fault but your own.

Text us next time you visit the grand canyon.

I think finding out my flight delay was caused by a turtle orgy would almost make it acceptable

Get as fat as you want, tv will save you

This is pretty cool.

Kelley has made some really bizarre stuff. Two works come to mind; a video with a crazy depressed clown and a photo of feces smeared characters apparently giving birth to stuffed animals. Part of the whole bad boy artist thing which I never really got into. I think its just an excuse to be weird.

sounds like a good way to get ecoli

Drink plenty of water and you can use your urine for a midflight refuel

wouldnt it emit water?

I cant imagine anything Walmart could tweet that I would care to know

Good for her.

What exactly are the duties of a pageant winner anyway? Show up to wave and smile at parades and charity events?

Shark week jumped the shark a long time ago

Drinking Capri Sun put color into your arms and hair

It is not a crime

Thats really not a lot of miles for a 45 year old car. I admire her for driving it that long though.

My fam drove a 63' Ford Ranchero regularly for about ten years until '06 and it's still being driven by the person that bought it from us. The maintenance was never a burden. Plus old cars are simple enough that you can fix most things on your own. Living in Colorado I never had issues with snow. Just have to make sure you wash the salt & mag chloride off.

Good stuff

testicle masher

its ugly