I'd just like to live anywhere that I cannot reach up and touch the ceiling so a church would be nice.

I dont think the graveyard would be an issue so long as you knew where everyone was before you started digging your new pool

I have gone weeks without spending a penny because I didnt have a single penny to spend.

Thanks Alex, I did not notice that

Are there links on the main page that go to all the new blogs that Im just not seeing?

Dont like strawberries?!

Neat!

his urine is going to be quite pungent for a month

The iPad is so simple that even a grown woman with 100 years of knowledge and experience can use it. I know several elderly people that hate stories like this because it makes them seem like children. Hey look at grandpa he's sending email good for him. The dude fought in WWII, built his home from the ground up and didnt miss a day of work in 70 years, he can handle a little two fingered typing.

Looks like Bob Hope to me

Another ridiculous lawsuit. I never understand how this nonsense makes it to trial. More judges need to throw out cases like these.

How about, sorry we handcuffed you. Thank you, Im sorry I vandalized school property. Case over.

Got old quick

Its not 5 generations BM

seahorse on a stick is too cute to eat :(

I could go for a little pie or a cinnamon roll though

Yeah I quit trying at what I think was the half way point of the story. Ridiculous load times for just a single picture per page and Im on a high speed connection.

Couldnt get past being annoyed to enjoy the novelty of the mash up

Do not collect unemployment if you do not need it. Seems like a douche for collecting unemployment and giving it away. The deed is still good but give away your own money.