I had taken a two week vacation while I was working for this company a few years back. Upon arriving back to work, my boss comes up to me and says, "how was your break? are you feeling refreshed?! energized?!" It's like those lines spoiled my time off by incorporating my vacation and time off with my work.
I just imagined then and there repeatedly bashing his face in with a stapler.

ugh, corporate office talk BS. Some of the women I know have this idealistic fantasy of working in a stuffy 'cozy' office setting. I can seem them now standing by water dispensers or coffee machines saying crap like "idea showers" and "let’s touch base about that offline" in a breath that reeks of sour coffee. All the while their work skirts and pantyhose reek of their sour smelling feces mingled with crotch sweat from sitting all day on their cubicle desk chair that reeks of collective ass.

I can see why that cubicle office guy went ballistic in that video. Probably went nuts from the smell of his own swamp ass and sour coffee breath or he finally 'seen the light'.

headline from The Obvious Daily:
"Dirty English Sex Tourist confirms: It's a Thai commercial"

I had a friend who's addicted to coke(coca cola), possibly from personal issues. I wonder if his younger sister getting pregnant had any part to do with it or the fact that he settled with a career as a McDonald's manager. Anyway, this guys teeth was damd yellow and at the time, looked as though they were wearing away.. by now his teeth are probably as soft as sponge, that or he's dead. Three sides of his room (basement) were stacked with empty 24 or 12 can boxes that he drank all by himself. May he find peace.

..although i did have the "6990: Monorail Transport System" LEGO my dad bought for me as a kid :( and to think i grew up such an ass to my parents *tears*

Awesome! more materialistic plastic BS!

I WANT.

Yes, let's kill that dog because he is just unsightly and does not fit our image of how a dog should be, ugh! By golly, Barwick! I just had a grand idea. Let us adopt chinese female babies while we're at it. We shall teach them the wonderful ways of western society. So the day we go to war with china, they'll be dating supporting our white male soldiers as they're sent to kill their dog/chinamen brothers and fathers with unmanned robots from 5000 miles away because we'll be damned should our soldiers be like the coward japs of WW2 'who shoot us in the back'. *sips tea* Oh wait, it looks like this plan is already in effect. Grand!

It will have no effect because people in amerika simply won't give two sh!ts. nothing will be done and there will not be any consequences. I can't believe there are morons in this world of democracy that still make-believe their governments are responsible for anything. You people won't do anything and can't do anything. We love getting told whats right and wrong and what to do. Get your head outta your a55.

"When people start to be more concerned about their jobs, they start to smarten up. Also a lot of people are looking for jobs at the moment."

He forgot to mention the people who go home and use the tie to commit suicide because they failed at providing for their family.

great, people just have to reach for the bride as she walks down the aisle so they can wipe the sweat and feces that has accumulated from sitting through the long boring procession.

oh really? you're all the fuc.king same to me. self-righteous c0ck, who's blind to your own hypocrisy because you're a douchebag on a soap box with a stick shoved up your anus.

"Efforts by atheists to remove any reference to God from U.S. currency also has him worried. He said the words are an "endangered species."

But now he feels he's saved the phrase forever. "You can take it off the money, but you can't take away my name," he has said previously."

Steve Kruescher of Zion has legally changed his name to "In God We Trust."

..'cause you know, these are the kinda things you have to do to be a good christian and to get into heaven. Moron.

As a christian, i do support removing "in God we trust" from the currency because:
1) money is evil
2) america is evil.