Oh, and one more thing. Normalizing "swim speed compared to body length" is worthless, unless you plan on altering the Olympics so that only people exactly the same height as Phelps can compete.
I've never seen a goldfish swim over 200m in a straight line, accelerating all the way. A tuna or dolphin would have been a better comparison, or shark of some sort.
I for one am extremely glad that the penis-string didn't survive as a fashion trend. Can you imagine what happens if it gets caught on something while wrestling or running? Yowch.
There's a big difference between getting the logo of an iconic American legend, and getting a particular cell from one of his comics. If someone has that "I'm the goddamn Batman" cell over his heart, that would be kind of lame. Likewise, any sort of portrait tattoo, either of a fictional character or real person, ages horribly.
This isn't that uncommon. There are plenty of documented cases of people not showing any vital signs, and then snapping to when taken off life support.
What makes you so sure? Pornography has existed in one form or another ever since our ancestors first began painting on cave walls and baking statues of clay. The word itself is derived from two Greek words, and the name dates to the Victorian era, during which Dickens was one of England's most prolific writers.
Dickens himself may not have been a pornographer, but both the word and concept existed during his lifetime.
That's some grade-A trolling, right there. The US has, within its borders and EEZs, a massive amount of oil and natural gas, and it's easier to ship oil here than to England. We also don't get half our oil from a pipeline controlled and taxed by neo-Soviet Russia. There's a reason oil is so expensive for you. Americans are pissed about the price of gas because we know how ridiculously cheap it is to produce and transport for us.
This would be a great post, except I had to scroll almost halfway down the neatorama main page to get to the comments link... and I can't remember what I wanted to say.
I'm sure that Canadian musician named Feist would appreciate this. Also, I have a massive book simply titled The Big Book of Insults, that is nothing but turn of the century American put-downs. They're not very funny out of context. I will be using many, many of these though.
What makes you so sure? Pornography has existed in one form or another ever since our ancestors first began painting on cave walls and baking statues of clay. The word itself is derived from two Greek words, and the name dates to the Victorian era, during which Dickens was one of England's most prolific writers.
Dickens himself may not have been a pornographer, but both the word and concept existed during his lifetime.
That's some grade-A trolling, right there. The US has, within its borders and EEZs, a massive amount of oil and natural gas, and it's easier to ship oil here than to England. We also don't get half our oil from a pipeline controlled and taxed by neo-Soviet Russia. There's a reason oil is so expensive for you. Americans are pissed about the price of gas because we know how ridiculously cheap it is to produce and transport for us.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Go take your meds and come back when you've calmed down.