My interpretation, if I didn't know what the commandments are supposed to be:
1. No religious artwork.
2. No primetime TV and no sex with cattle.
3. Women can't swear.
4. TV is fine, but don't dig in the sun.
5. No single moms.
6. No tools.
7. No threesomes.
8. If you rob a bank, you cannot do it in multiples of three.
9. No talking about cattle.
10. iPhones suck.

Eating unicorn feces? This guy needs serious help.

Where's the Lego pollution and overfishing?

I like the way they framed that shot with the camel.

So first this thread gets Jesus-blogspam, now pothead-blogspam?

I for one am extremely glad that the penis-string didn't survive as a fashion trend. Can you imagine what happens if it gets caught on something while wrestling or running? Yowch.

actor212 -

As a matter of fact, it is coming out of my pocket. As a charity, they receive taxpayer dollars to do their work. If they wanted to do something nice for the guy, they could have given him a new dog. Except for the fact, of course, that as a homeless person he can't possibly take proper care of any animal, and could probably grab himself a replacement stray off the street without involving them. The job of shelters like that is to REDUCE the number of stray pets on the streets.

That french fry dog intrigues me. In terms of flavor, I'm sure it's nowhere near as flavorful as a corndog. It's the sheer physics of it that gets me; even using batter as a 'glue', something as heavy as a pile of thick fries shouldn't be able to hang on like that. They oughta fall off in the oil.

It doesn't take an IT expert to tell you you've got problems. For crying out loud, you actually use Wordpress.

Thank god these people spent so much time and money during an economic recession to save a stray dog owned by a homeless man. If it wasn't for them, this country would run out of stray dogs.

Salman Rushdie is pretty famous for being kind of a dick. He used the hukm as a pity-card to get a long string of models and starlets to sleep with him.

And Christophe, a hukm is a ruling on interpretation of Muslim law. A hukm is supposed to be more binding than a fatwa if issued by a proper authority, because a fatwa is just a scholar's opinion. I don't think the ayatollah in Iran is really recognized by the Muslim community at large as anything more than a loonie.

(thank you wikipedia for that clarification of terms)

A *little* photoshopping?

That reminds me of a website I stumbled across a few years ago. It tracked, day by day, the territory in Los Angeles controlled by the Crips and Bloods.

I see neither steam nor punk in those pictures, but they do look like cheap knockoffs of the brass owl from Clash of the Titans.

In addition to all the things mentioned above, they also would have been forced to get a special insurance policy to cover that house; the kind that can cost as much per year as a brand new car.