I've honestly never seen an ugly caterpillar. Those are pretty neat ones.

Why the hell would they waste money on two different scales for cats and dogs?

Yup. That grass would be utterly pulverized after walking about 10 feet. It wouldn't survive a day, much less a third of a year.

Looks like viral advertising. Note the coin pocket in the front right of the jeans; did they even include those in the 19th century?

Wow, that's like showing up to a Hell's Angels rally in a Prius.

If I didn't know better, I'd think this was lifted from The Onion.

Man, I so did not need to know about the "fecal plume". So much for my big beach plans.

What the hell is a boiler suit?

It's not actually classical, but Ballade 3 by Tosca Tango Orchestra really relaxes me. I'm amazed they're not more well-known.

I know the PM resides at 10 Downing Street, but the article just states that he got to "stay Number 10". Is this just some weird imperial grammar rule?

I haven't bother reading the linked article, but did they bother taking residency status into account? Many more Latinos than Asians are here illegally, especially in southern CA. You have to imagine kids that live under constant fear of deportation are less likely to care about doing well in school.

What does "stay Number 10" mean? Can someone who speaks imperial English translate for me? Was he just the tenth guy in the room?

You left out Abe Vigoda.

That proves the golden rule of tattoos: never get one in a spot you can't see without a mirror, unless you reeeeeally trust the inker.

I didn't hear any moaning at all, but I did hear a cross between my favorite typewriter and a small Kawasaki.