Judging from that picture, Barry had an extra chromosome or two as well.

I'm not wealthy enough to afford to call anything "graupel", so I'll just stick to hail.

"catastrophe is inevitable, and we are all doomed"

Yeah, he seems like a real rational fellow.

Just sounds like the Russians were experimenting with a dirty bomb and it blew up in their face.

That chick did a terrible impression of Katherine Hepburn, and needs to let her eyebrows grow back. The Toronto made me chuckle, just because I thought she was going to say Minnesota.

"And you find yourself thinking: She might have a point."

Really, no. There's a boy named Dan in England that handled this much better, without accusing the rest of the world for destroying his life.

Yeah, mc chris rocks pretty hard. The chick in that video reminds me of my lab partner in undergraduate geology; ridiculously hot, unbelievably indie.

Congratulations lady, you broke evolution. So much for survival of the fittest.

Hawaii, Delaware, Rhode Island and New York? That is a freakishly random choice of states for a 'representative' sample.

Wait. Depressants make people sad?

Put me down in the "this is racist and offensive" column. All 'white' people want their kids to speak French? All 'white' people like musicals? What would happen if someone created a website with nothing but baseless generalizations about African-Americans or Latinos? (that site exists, and it's called Stormfront)

Yeah, it's easy to hear a case when you make up your mind before you've heard either side of the argument.

How did a Mexican cactus start spreading in Australia? Wait, forget I asked.

Not to be a stick in the mud, but you don't have to be bilingual to know the difference between 4 and 5. Unless you're assuming that they're in two different currencies, and that's just over-thinking it.

I always just assumed that the spoonful of sugar thing was a lesson about the joys of freebasing or LSD.