I'm sure that Canadian musician named Feist would appreciate this. Also, I have a massive book simply titled The Big Book of Insults, that is nothing but turn of the century American put-downs. They're not very funny out of context. I will be using many, many of these though.

It was smart of him to use a video to prove it actually works, but I'd still like to see him try to turn on that thing. Must be great for the quads, though.

Alright, I might as well play the devil's advocate here if no one else will.

IDOT probably had no choice but to do this, because by posting nearly identical signs right under the legal stops signs, the mayor created a legal loophole for stop-sign runners. They could claim they ran the sign because they were distracted by the text on the parody sign, or because they thought because of the combined message that the real sign was just a prank, and not a legal directive.

(and what the hell is wrong with the comment software? half the time my posts don't show up, and the rest of the time I get a message telling me I'm posting too quickly)

Christophe -

You may enjoy calling homosexuals "DINKs" but that's not the correct term. DINKs are married couples with no children, regardless of sexual orientation.

Just to be clear, both the police and any mechanic worth his salt frown upon turning off your goddamn engine while you're driving on the highway.

In college, I knew a girl whose family was from Lesbos. She introduced herself as a Lesbian to everyone she met, because she thought it was hilarious.

She was straight, by the way.

I'd be more inclined to accept this if number 10 wasn't four entire states.

I thought Mike Gravel supporters were about as real as leprechauns. Neat.

Army training is specifically designed to break down recruits and rebuild them with only qualities the Army deems useful. More creative, intelligent and independent people are too resistant to conditioning to fare well in the lower ranks of the military, and are also less likely to commit petty crimes.

This just sounds way too much like the way the Kremlin handles things in Russia. There's a limit to what people will believe.

This is more like a list of several myths and a few things that were explained definitively a long time ago. Some DaVinci code bs and Atlantis? No mention of Linear A and B?

Sky-
Don't worry. Accusations of racism are the internet tough guy's last resort when he doesn't have any other way to back up his argument. The aforementioned attempted crook has a crooked haircut and appears to be barely out of puberty. It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure out he's not likely to be a multi-billionaire.

It's clearly a steampunk scuba tank.

Scuba's a funny word. Say it with me... scuba.

Yeah, he looks like a real winner.

Larfin Jackarse -
Neither of your comments made any sense to me. Care to clarify?

Yarrr, tis a frightful beast.