I own a greyhound. All greyhound owners will attest that yes, they are in fact the laziest dogs EVARRRR! They're nicknamed "45 mph couch potatoes" for a reason. I swear, whether I take King for a walk or not, all day long all he does is lay around. He is active in my backyard for about two minutes, then he even lays down out there and knocks out. Other people's dogs amaze me at how active they are. Mine, and most other greyhounds I know, take retirement very seriously.

And this is "neat" how?