Step 1: Look like a doll.

"the guy running towards the camera is a bit convenient (and who the hell does that?)"

Don't get me wrong; this is absolutely fake. But "who the hell does that"? You have trouble believing that a guy would run in the direction of his friend holding the camera? Really?

Microsoft's strategy to making computers easier to use has always seemed to involve hiding everything useful rather than making it easier to find.

I love that none of the other kids could give a flying crap.

You know, I've seen this before and I still can't hear the "poop" part.

*an SUV

There actually exists black and white footage of inventions that incorporated spring-loaded nets and scoops on the fronts of early vehicles. My Google fu is failing me at the moment, though.

Pretty sure there wouldn't be a shadow behind the star.

/nitpick

"If you have a chronic health condition and need a cell phone how would you use it?"

You're an idiot, joe jim. I hope you have a serious accident and that the only surgeon who can save you is at a restaurant with a phone jammer in use.

What's sadder is people who decide for others what they should discuss, and comment that no comments are necessary.

ren·o·vate
verb (used with object)
1. to restore to good condition; make new or as if new again; repair.

Seeing as the hotel was starting to fall apart, "renovate" is perfectly applicable. Your pedantry has no power here.

Most of what's pictured on that site has long been razed, and the hotel has since been renovated by a new Christian group.

Just a note about terminology: There is no such thing as "reverse" racial discrimination. Racism is racism, discrimination is discrimination. There is nothing in either term that specifies toward whom it's directed. Therefore, it is meaningless to refer to it in any context as "reverse."

Can someone explain to me what in the world this has to do with Inception?

Funny that criticizing Fox News and people like Sarah Palin qualifies as "debasing all things American." As far as I'm concerned, they and their ilk do not represent the America I love.

@Morris - Just a friendly note: I believe the term is "tongue in cheek."