Am I seeing the tattoo right in that the victim was Mr. Peanut?

Hmmm ... now what interest could a woman have in a nice, long digit ...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1YSXOr6Kp0&t=30

"Holey."

@Cluck - I know what you're saying. Like me, you probably read it as "you must go south to get to either (from the South Pole.)"

I think what the writer meant, however, was "you must go south to get to either (from the other one.)"

If this is real, I seriously doubt it was by accident. Someone was using the tasteless, but very clever advertising part of his brain.

Someone might correct me on this, but I believe that during a demonstration, they'd be using blanks. Not as shocking.

Apparently, these gents have access to health care, but not the Internet.

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=mozclient&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&q=how+to+remove+superglue

Photojojo, not Photojob.

It's impolite not to respond to someone's text? How about it's impolite to wake me up in the middle of the damn night with your self-involved lunacy?

But, yes, a friend of mine is a middle-school teacher and he reports that it's considered a major dis if one kid texts a simple "hey" and the recipient doesn't respond in kind. Feuds start this way.

This is the first time I've ever seen anyone try to pluralize "popcorn."

I thought the title said "Bovine Rectal STIMulator" and was then understandably disappointed.

"Possession of burglar tools"? What's that, a striped shirt and a canvas bag with a big dollar sign on it?

@Caleb - "To list" means "to lean." It's usually used to refer to the motion of a ship.

What exactly makes this steampunk?