"Think of what Western society has become. Love here starts with a glance. Then a conversation. Then a hug. Then a date. Then a kiss. Then intercourse. Next thing you know, you become a slut with AIDS and end up with three illegimate children before college."

Are you aware of how ignorant this makes you sound?

"instructing them to remove red roses, red wrapping paper, gift boxes and teddy bears. On the eve of the holiday, they raid stores and seize symbols of love."

OMG! This so sounds like cartoon villianry. Can the care bears / Starberry Shortcake / My Little Ponies / etc save the day ?!

this just ticked me off.

i wanted to play the game to beat up the baby, but didn't want to bother giving info or downloading or whatever (and don't speak french).

Well, this is certianly an argument *for* the "dolphins are just like people" camp!

And now, our feature presentation:

The of .

I wonder if this guy sent the missing songs to the mass-dance prison in the Philippines?

http://www.neatorama.com/2007/07/20/inmate-thriller/#comments

Recycling is a scam! Watch Penn and Teller's expose on it. :P

Merry Christmas! Now bake us cookies, damnit!

yes, I'm aware of the typo. :P

@Edward, I was at about 30 seconds. I thought to myself as it started "are they trying to make skateboarding look poetic and epic?" then "yup... *sigh*".

NOT mesmerizing, and only 'artful' in the most pedestrian way.

Lets do the same thing with football (slow-mo + music); that would be unique and fun to watch and convince me that Footbal is epic and nobel too. Oh WAIT they arely did that many times and it didn't!

Super Awesome!

Well, there's 'bad guys' in all races. I was speaking of general trends. There's a reason that, as a whole, the Dolphins have such a good rep.

Next on the news, an expose on the secret life:

Dolphins: Murder on Porpoise.

Truely neat! That made me smile.

Too bad a video isn't available. This is like the perfect thing for a video example.

In a way, this is quite tragic a tale. If the original girl did commit suicide, then she was certainly fraught with sadness. If she only knew the the legions of people who would come to adore her image...

Boing Boing = neatorama ?