Now if he could just make a robot that powers itself by eating the mice in my attic.

It is saying, "I'm a large penis with a lightbulb on top".

Now let's test why we all hate the smell of poop. Men like breasts or better yet, the testosterone impels us to ogle women for reproductive reasons. Ask any ftm transsexual, who started taking testosterone, and you will be surprised, how their minds, changed them suddenly into drooling objectifying dogs.

Too bad greed is killing the show.

Yeah? Wait till the Boomers start reaching 80!

Why?

what about all the others? We've been robbed!

That is not the secret recipe. It may be the current recipe, but not the original before he sold KFC recipe.

Late 70's Hewlett Packard quality assurance kit for an HP Gamma Camera. One side held two Flood Phantoms and a Bar Phantom, while the other housed an Ortho-static Flood Phantom. The center held the tripod for a point source for an intrinsic flood field uniformity.

Carrying case for the first portable Flux Capacitor.

XL Granpa F&*king Space Shuttle

A truly smart man would never have answered the question.

Let the rapture begin.

I shook his hand once. There was nobody home.

The man Increased the deficit by 186 percent, more than the last five Presidents combined. He was so retarded he could barely tie his own shoes.

I put my sneakers outside in the winter or in the freezer to kill the bacteria that produce odor. Wear them again until they smell then check the bacteria count.