The Texas smoker is a BBQ. This is more akin to the paraguayan gril(ASADO). It will smoke but not reduce the fibers in the meat to its tender smokey goodness that a true BBQ will.
It says here: "To be restored to life the mummy must make a fire out of a small dog and roast a young boy over it and then eat him. Thats'sCreepy! Hey boy, did you hear something?
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Hey boy, did you hear something?