"While an early ketchup recipe with tomatoes appeared in Britain in 1817, -- it was Americans who really invented tomato ketchup." Yes, of course. Just like Matthew McConaughey & U571 captured Germany's Enigma coding machine, thus winning WWII.
Apart from a few very congested areas and schools etc. speed limits are set so they can be cash cows in the UK. Nothing to do with road safety, just yet another extra tax. Why else would you have a 70Mph dual carriageway suddeny become 40 Mph the other side of a bridge that obscures the sign until you are right on top of it? That sneaky trick and more than a few others rake in many hundreds of millions in "fines".
I lived and worked in London from 1965 until 1972. Believe me, nobody, but nobody, dressed like that! Unless it was for a bet or to get a gullible reporter to do a "fashion shoot" about trendy London.
That chart is a joke. 20-25C for red wine? 13-18C is the normal reccomendation. White 7-12C, never 4C. It's Rose wine, not just a different "red". A bottle that has been open 10 days will taste foul. Anyone serving wine with an aroma of petrol should be shot! I could go on....
Prepare yourselves for so much inane drivel being spouted by so many people who have never met either of them, but think they know everything that will happen.
If you're going to parody the British, you could at least take the trouble to get a British person to check it before you publish and make a fool of yourself. So many things wrong here but let's just start with - it's GUV not GOV.
Yes, of course. Just like Matthew McConaughey & U571 captured Germany's Enigma coding machine, thus winning WWII.