I say we take off and nuke those sites from orbit....
It's the only way to be sure"

looks Highlarious.
Query; Why is the driver in the "music video"
different from the driver in all the other clips?

Retrofit as anti-zombie shelter?

Fine. Just as long as you don't try to sell
it on any streetcorner in the South.
Instant health inspector slapdown.

I'll just leave this here:
Seaman Jones: Conn, sonar! Crazy Ivan!
Capt. Bart Mancuso: All stop! Quick quiet!
[the ships engines are shut down completely]
Beaumont: What's goin' on?
Seaman Jones: Russian captains sometime turn suddenly to see if anyone's behind them. We call it "Crazy Ivan." The only thing you can do is go dead. Shut everything down and make like a hole in the water.
Beaumont: So what's the catch?
Seaman Jones: The catch is, a boat this big doesn't exactly stop on a dime... and if we're too close, we'll drift right into the back of him....

OR:
Capt. Bart Mancuso: The hard part about playing chicken is knowin' when to flinch.

Hey mom, look! Hey mom.hey mom..hey mom..mom..etc,etc

Oh dear- it's the stadium sequence from Akira
all over again.
Where are my meds...

@ Wes
Nah- there's far more money to be made sustaining
vegetative patients waay past their due date, then
harvesting organs afterwards.
Down with corpsicles! Demand more money/research for growing custom organs! Contact your bought & paid for
Congressman today!

@ lulu
Before nuke power plants, high-voltage power lines,
cell phones, red dye #9, high-fructose corn syrup,
any processed food,etc. That's why it's interesting.
@ Mitch
That last line took a second, but funny.

@ Algomeysa
Thrintun or tnuctipin?

@ John Farrier
That should read:"Nothing overheats and
cracks faster than a Vega engine block."
Excellent for soup & coffee ,tho.
Poor-scha's are split case, removable
cylinder engines. Vega's are monoblock
muddy melting monstrosities making min-
imal horsepower. Nothing worse-
except maybe a Crosley brazed block.

Define "real" in this instance?
No sporran? Not clan colors? Too many pockets? UK's are very well built-for that price they damn well should be! Solids are just as valid as plaid.
Visit the brotherhood of the kilt website and peruse the
manufacturers' listings. Everything from bespoke dress
kilts (pinstripe!tweed!)to cheapo camo. Surely there
will be something to your liking.
Can't get much more comfy in Tx heat than with a kilt.

Nah. Rather have two CIWS (close-in weapon system) mounted on the roof. They are also useful against
Jehovah's Witness's and bill collectors......

Ha! There I am, dead-center in the middle.
Correct color, even. Righteous!

No wheels!!! Are you kidding? How am I supposed to fly around the room making jet noises in a meeting? Fail
Looks like it'd take ten minutes to clear enough space to sit down- and where is the ipod jack & speakers?
Tell ya what, When it's gone, it's gone-- ship me a
unaltered chair and I'll show yee wee bairns how to do
it right!