What is it? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

Lesser of two Weevils, biggest size you got...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

YOU DO NOT DO THAT TO A PIECE OF HISTORY.

We have the noise over here in Alberta as well.

Since it sounds much like a diesel train engine revving up to roll it doesn't bother me much; I grew up around trains.

They're also between 1.35 and 2 times the mass of our sun, which is 1,991 followed by 27 zeroes, in kilograms.

To get the idea; compress the entire weight of the human population of earth into the size of a sugar cube.

@John Farrier

Well, looking at a bit of history, I suppose the Brits were acting a bit like douchebags.

Actually, they were acting a whole lot like how America is acting right now. Mindless sanctions, confinement and capture of foreign nationals, support of 'freedom fighters', anger over insults and possibly the desire to annex and take over a country's resources...

Brits then, America now. How the torch has been passed.

Yanks invaded Canada to start that war; remember that bit. They always forget to mention it.

Only got 50%

I wish my bullshit detector was of higher quality.

So, is this like a Guardians of Ga'Hoole reunion?

Lovely owls, regardless.

What the hell? That cannot possibly taste good.

The boys at Bruichladdich must have laughed themselves sick when they heard of this.