There's a rule with hippos: if you see a baby: run away, because the mother won't be far away and SHE WON'T LIKE YOU. She's likely to start rampaging towards you to kill you. And she's very able to.

I'm sorry if someone gets offended, but I believe this is, sincerely and honestly, objectively stupid.

->Monkey annoyer.
->A job.

I think I've been enlightened. The path of my life has opened before my eyes, and I cannot help but embrace it.

Don't buy your babies red shirts. We need babies to live on so they become adults in the future

I could use them

Ehm... shouldn't they have checked the dude... er... how was it called... ah! BEFORE giving him the ticket?

If you are not careful enough, you may break it with a drumstick

yummy

Hmmmm, apparently J. D. Salinger wrote using random words and letters and nonsense:
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asdfhasdfisdh aseiuyweuh jsdf adlsf ñpfasdiufh afa
asdfsdhfl ñadifasdhfasdbf auyasdkjfn luh"
~ JD Salinger

It may just get a number using a function on the characters input, and then returns a certain author. Why?
To tell you to suscribe to their newsletter, of course.

Paul is not old; Paul is wise

That's no cookie...

Wait...
Ninja > Pirate ?

The controversy is served!

I want one

Uh, a sarcasm detector, what an useful invention.

Too. Sweet.