I used to write filenames for document drafts as YYMMDDxx, where the xx indicates version number from 00 to 99. This gave me eight characters, which was the limit for DOS. (I'm old)

Here's a timelapse video from Antarctica showing similar worms, along with a lot of starfish. This appeared here at Neatorama some time ago, and is fascinating to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGMCaTwkKrc

Holy Cow! He deserves every accolade he ever got.

So, the Maldives have succumbed to the rising seas, and now must put restaurants underwater.

Um . . . I'm not sure that they're just kissing.

I was sorely tempted to choose the wrong card. I had to stop and think very hard before I could come up with the right answer. Even knowing, the wrong choice seems to appeal more. I don't know why.

Machine wash warm. Tumble dry hot.
(that is, don't load yourself with stuff that takes too much work to care for.)
Lately, I've been telling my daughters that "At some point, wisdom and laziness start to look the same."

“You eat the meat and then you bash the bones open to get the marrow and then you boil them to get all the grease out."
Strange, that's what I normally do with bones.

There's a sign that says "Catch and Release. By Hand Only"
I wonder how many people do their fishing at this spot?

When life events become hard to take, it is healthy and wise to devise coping strategies to maintain functionality. Availing oneself of a Puppy in order to alleviate otherwise debilitating stress is a correct response.

My church has an informal atmosphere. Few men wear ties to services. During the brief period in which I was head usher, I suggested that ushers carry a pair of scissors to cut the ties off of any men who come to Sunday services wearing one.
. . . did I mention that I was head usher for only a short time?

Mr. President. We must now allow . . . a steam locomotive gap!

Usually strange appendages are there to convey some kind of message. The message is: "Don't eat me. I'm scary and disgusting"

"To lay down the first egg, you have to start with the first egg."
What the hell is that supposed to mean?