Doesn't that impala run at all? You'd think any strong headwind would disrupt that spiderweb.

Let's hope that heroic dolphin doesn't get killed by a drift net later on.

"Loev says the German shepherd mix appeared to be intelligent and calm – and knew enough to go to the right place. "

But did the dog know enough to arrange for health coverage first? Being man's best friend only gets you so far.

WANT!

Yo mama so fat, she's three meals away from collapsing into a singularity!

It's a sign! Australia is the Promised Land!

Is chalk poisoning up there? Considering he's at risk, it would be an ironic one to leave out.

Does she still have the spoon? That would make her armed and dangerous.

Of course, if a nearby tribe had massacred the colonists, why wouldn't the bodies have been left behind? The lack of any remains strongly suggests that the colonists left on their own.

Shouldn't she be wearing matching shoes?

Now maybe they'll solve the mystery of who really invented pasta.

Scary, but effective.

"she bought $250,000 worth of billboards in Atlanta, San Francisco and New York"

Is that covered under the palimony suit?

Religious dietary laws tend to focus on how unclean the animal was when it was alive, ie. whether it "chewed the cud" etc. Lab-grown meat might as well be considered vegetable matter since it's grown under antiseptic conditions. There is something new under the sun, after all.

Hulc? Wrong Marvel character for this. I guess they couldn't come up with an acronym for Iron Man.