Nerdy 'Yo Mama' Jokes

reddit user Grimmlock started a clever comment thread. It's filled with nerdy variations of the classic 'yo mama' joke theme. A few samples:
Your momma's so fat that the probability that she is in an arbitrary point in a room is 1.

The woman who carried you in her womb for your gestation period and later expelled you from her vagina has such an excess of adipose tissue that one could reap cardiovascular benefits simply from taking a brisk walk around her person.

Yo momma is so fat, the recursive function int yourMom{ (return yourMom();} causes a stack overflow

Yo momma's so fat that when I used multiple integration to find the volume under her curves, it turned out she was a hypervolume and could not be graphed.

Link | Photo by flickr user Tobyotter used under Creative Commons license

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Yo mama's so fat that ever since she gained full physical maturity, Galileo's theory was rightfully overturned as the sun and solar system planets started to revolve the earth
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Astronauts on the International Space Station can see, with the naked eye, the Great Wall of China, and yo mamma.

(Yes I know that they can't really see the wall. )
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